Luke: "Even though the man had elephantiasis of the testicles, he still wanted to ride the My Little Pony roller coaster." |
Pat: |
Nicole: "Arian brother reaches his peak, balls out on a red horse at MLP Land" |
Joe: |
Elissa: "Nazi scrotum man declares my little pony mountain as his, atop his angry horse" |
Luke: |
Pat: "The hairy ballsack rode his angry horse into the Happy Mountains and claimed them in the name of Nazi Germany." |
Nicole: |
Joe: "Hitler balls conquers happy mountain range, with his evil Aryan Nazi horse and a flag." |
Elissa: |
Luke: "Snow-capped Shit Mountain was glad the floating ass was driving a pole into one of his peaks." |
Pat: |
Nicole: "Tiny freckled arse (viciously stabbed mt. dungstench), in the library, with a chopstick" |
Joe: |
Elissa: "Sad man's angry ass attacks a steaming pile of shit with a dagger" |
Luke: |
Pat: "Mr. S is sad about having green hair and a blue tentacle growing from his neck, so he sends the Ghost of Sphincters Past to stab the poo." |
Nicole: |
Joe: "Sheriff Serif S, wearing a lovely scarf and armed with a steel chopstick and his band of baboon ghosts, hunt down a steaming pile of shit." |
Elissa: |
Luke: "After tazing the giant spider-dog, the man took it upon himself and his scarf to stab the poo pile." |