Luke: "Even though the man had elephantiasis of the testicles, he still wanted to ride the My Little Pony roller coaster."

Pat:

Nicole: "Arian brother reaches his peak, balls out on a red horse at MLP Land"

Joe:

Elissa: "Nazi scrotum man declares my little pony mountain as his, atop his angry horse"

Luke:

Pat: "The hairy ballsack rode his angry horse into the Happy Mountains and claimed them in the name of Nazi Germany."

Nicole:

Joe: "Hitler balls conquers happy mountain range, with his evil Aryan Nazi horse and a flag."

Elissa:

Luke: "Snow-capped Shit Mountain was glad the floating ass was driving a pole into one of his peaks."

Pat:

Nicole: "Tiny freckled arse (viciously stabbed mt. dungstench), in the library, with a chopstick"

Joe:

Elissa: "Sad man's angry ass attacks a steaming pile of shit with a dagger"

Luke:

Pat: "Mr. S is sad about having green hair and a blue tentacle growing from his neck, so he sends the Ghost of Sphincters Past to stab the poo."

Nicole:

Joe: "Sheriff Serif S, wearing a lovely scarf and armed with a steel chopstick and his band of baboon ghosts, hunt down a steaming pile of shit."

Elissa:

Luke: "After tazing the giant spider-dog, the man took it upon himself and his scarf to stab the poo pile."