Joe: ""There's something wrong with the shape of corn bread" the clariton taking asian dude realized."

Mike:

Pat: "When the man with glasses pulled a lump out of his mouth, he said "wtf?"."

Joe:

Mike: "Baron Von Cookiehead ponders the properties of dog poo."

Pat:

Joe: "The cookie man decided to plan how he could insert the poo back into the dog."

Mike:

Pat: "Cookie man laughed as he thought about inflicting revenge on his neighbor's dog with his new PooGun™."

Joe:

Mike: "The demon-posessed teenager was driven to firing diarrhea at animals."

Pat:

Joe: "Haunter and Gastly tormented the spikey haired guy as he gave his dog a poo shower."

Mike:

Pat: "When the monsters came, Ash was so scared he shat all over Pikachu."

Joe:

Mike: "While searching for a rare ghost creature, the trainer couldn't hold it in and shat all over his best fighter."

Pat:

Joe: "While they were spying on the ghost, he accidentally shat on his friend"

Mike:

Pat: "Stretchoman used his butt to obscure his friend's view of the hot stripping ghost girl."

Joe:

Mike: "He engulfed his friend to get to the girl first, which to his dismay, turned out to be a mirage."

Pat:

Joe: "When he realized the stripper was a ghost, he ate his friend."

Mike:

Pat: "He didn't think the stripclub was so much fun after the stripper turned out to be a zombie, and a man in a business suit jumped into his mouth."