Pat: "You should always watch out for walking pneumonia."

Tony:

Justin: "The green poo-shaped Christmas tree was about to jump on the road to Mexico because all of his lights were stripped off him."

Pat:

Tony: "The Illegal Christmas tree ran back to its homeland, after the border patrol was after him."

Justin:

Pat: "He thought he'd made it over the border in his Christmas tree disguise, but then the border patrol spotted him."

Tony:

Justin: "The insane British policeman followed the emo Christmas tree to the border of Mexico before throwing his stick down in frustration as the emo Christmas tree ran for the nearest Taco stand."

Pat:

Tony: "The british police officer dropped his baton, while the emo tree ran to taco bell to eat a Mexican Pizza."

Justin:

Pat: "The blue man with a small head screamed when the tree committed suicide outside the fast food place."

Tony:

Justin: "The Blue Man Group watched the tree commit suicide"

Pat:

Tony: "The Blue Man Group are severe Nature activists."