Nick: "The Playstation 3 angrily stabbed the wifi router for cutting off its internet access."

Pat:

Samantha: "A murderous game counsel viciously stabbing a crying box, whose arms are flinging around as it tries to protect itself, with a bloody pencil."

Nick:

Pat: "The rude gaming system wanted to draw on a cardboard box, but the box was afraid."

Samantha:

Nick: "The angry, mentally challenged box was tired of being pointed at by the deformed cassette tape. Or maybe it's a credit card."

Pat:

Samantha: "The perplexed box is irritated that the radio and money are pointing and laughing at its large yellowness."

Nick:

Pat: "The radio and money agree that yellow is the least fashionable color."

Samantha:

Nick: "The metrosexual alien and his hovercar-radio decided that he wouldn't look good in yellow."

Pat:

Samantha: "The dancing carrot runs in through a field of grass for a hug from the flying alien in the bowl of soup."

Nick:

Pat: "The happy carrot ran through the tall grass to give a hug to the magic lizard that could control the weather and fly around in a levitating soup can."

Samantha:

Nick: "The homosexual purple tapeworms flew around in the sky as the snake with arms flew toards his sexy carrot lover in his spaceship with a random merge lanes sign on it, while they're both in a bamboo forest in the far east."

Pat:

Samantha: "The loving carrot, in its humongous house of broccoli, gladly welcomes the magical skateboard-riding snake—who happily points to his neck in emphasis and is gleeful to the fact that it is about to crash into the carrot—and its sidekicks, the two heartfelt snakes, to its home."